The Gay Rights Thing
Yes, that meme that's all over your friends list
Listen, if you know me at all you know that I'm not only for gay rights, I'd support a bill for Mandatory Service in the Gay Army. A 2-year term, money for college, fashionable fatigues, the whole nine. I hope my children grow up to be gay. I fully hold gender separate from anatomical sex. I LOVE GAY PEOPLE! is what I'm saying.

I am for absolute and total, bar none, equality in every spiritual, legal, and social institution for lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trans, every-which-way-you-can-slice-the-adult-human-on-adult-human-consensual-cake. I don't have to understand it, support it, or fit into its heels. It's not my body, it's not my heart, it's not my soul, it's not my place to judge love based on something as silly as who brought which dinnerware to the party.

And if you ever call my devotion to my gay brethren and, um, sistren? into question, I'll shove that meme somewhere very, very gay. Dependent on personal anatomy, of course.